Let me ask you something, and think carefully: where is the nearest drinking fountain to you right now? Dig deep into the corners of your mind. Found it?
Well done if you did (you’d make a fine Detective), but it’s entirely understandable if you found it a tough question. Like many of us, including myself once upon a time, you’ll have walked past dozens of drinking fountains thinking very little of them, or perhaps assuming they were a miniature monument, a fire hydrant or an electricity box.
And let’s face it: they don’t exactly do themselves any favours by being so subtly tucked into dark corners or camouflaged into walls. Many are also disconnected, living on as nothing more than a ghost of Madrid’s more generous past.
Each fountain costs around €6,000 to install, in addition to ongoing maintenance costs. When one eventually breaks – either because the tap has jammed or the pipes beneath have become contaminated – money is often saved by simply leaving them out of order.
Another money-saving measure across Madrid has been to convert the grander drinking fountains into water features that recycle their water, leaving it unsafe to drink.
The Cruz Verde fountain below was once said to have the best water in the whole city and was one of Madrid’s major water-collection points, with 144 water carriers stationed here at one point.
Today, this fountain does little more than provide a soundtrack of running water for the nearby terrace, and this cool fact…
The statue on top was taken from an old fountain that once stood just up the road on Plaza de Puerta Cerrada. Built in 1620, the original fountain was demolished a year before the new one was built at Cruz Verde.
Here’s another grand fountain in action, once upon a time, with locals queueing up to fill their wooden barrels. Below that we see the fountain today, with its taps switched off.
HIDDEN IN PLAIN SIGHT
There are currently around 1,600 drinking fountains in Madrid, although if we only count those that work, there are far fewer. It’s partly because of this slightly intentional inconsistency that the city as a whole has grown accustomed to overlooking its fountains. Often, the only way to spot a drinking fountain is if you’re lucky enough to see a thrifty person using one, or a child playing with one.
And it was this eureka moment in the middle of a quiet street in Tetuán, when a toddler decided to push a fountain button and stand under the tap, much to his mother’s horror, that inspired me to embark on a mission to document every drinking fountain I came across on my no-frills adventures around Madrid.
What I didn’t realise when I began this journey, however, was how diverse the designs would be. So, without further ado, here’s a month’s worth of Madrid No Frills adventures captured in 18 drinking fountains, with 15 unique designs, all hidden in plain sight.
15 UNIQUE DESIGNS
Let’s start with one of our favourites: the two-sided fountain built during the Second Republic. It’s a curious fountain because nobody knows why Franco didn’t demolish it during his reign, as he did with almost every other symbol of opposition parties.
Fast-forward to the 21st century, and the stone fountains have become a lot more minimalist.
But just around the corner, there’s a much older stone fountain, simultaneously acting as a bollard to stop rogue car-parking.
Also near the river, there are a series of pyramidal fountains in Parque de Peñuelas.
Meanwhile, at the bottom of Huertas…
…and in the heart of Malasaña…
…to the top of Calle Segovia…
…and down at the bottom of Calle Segovia.
In the middle of El Rastro, this small stone fountain often gets buried on Sundays by a scarf stall…
You might also struggle to spot this one on Sundays in El Rastro, buried deep within a labyrinth of second-hand clothes stalls.
Here’s a more modern drinking fountain, made – I think – of cast iron…
…and its sister, around the corner from Cava Baja…
…and a cousin in front of an abandoned building in the barrio of Villaverde Alto.
This one is right opposite the Prado, should all that queueing leave you thirsty.
One of the grandest working fountains I’ve discovered so far sits next to the lake in Retiro Park.
Here’s a brand-new drinking fountain installed last year near Plaza Mayor (spot the map-wielding tourist on the right).
There’s even a sort-of drinking fountain in Mercado de la Cebada, mostly used by fishmongers hosing down after the Saturday Seafood Party…
And, finally, this beautiful fountain, which spurts from the lion’s mouth but is sadly disconnected – for now.
Over the next few years, the city hall has promised to fix up 583 drinking fountains and install a further 180 throughout Madrid, so the hunt for Madrid’s unique drinking fountains is not over. If you spot any during your meanders through the city, share them with us in our Secret Detectives Club.
STAY HYDRATED, NO-FRILLS STYLE
I always carry an aluminium bottle with me but often leave the house without even filling it up. It’s thanks to my recent obsession with Madrid’s drinking fountains, and to this amazing drinking fountain map, that I now know I’m never more than a five-minute walk from one.
And if I ever can’t find a working fountain, I just pop into the nearest no-frills bar and ask the waiter to fill my bottle up, which often sparks a conversation about where the nearest drinking fountain is.